#sixyearoldwisdom
- Nathan, 6: You can't touch music, but music can touch you.
I knew she'd say that
- Me, folding laundry: hey babe, I was hoping you'd fold these towels for me?
- Wife: I'm going to get ready for bed first.
- Me: well I'll probably be done by then!
- Wife: that's the hope!
My son is Chuck Norris
- Nathan (5): where are we going?
- Mom: to get dads medicine.
- Nathan: Is it a fist? So dad can get a taste of his own medicine?
Things I thought I'd never say
- Nathan (5): Ugh, I taste gross.
- Mom: Well, don't taste yourself, silly!
Disappearing Act, Pt 2
- Nathan
Disappearing act
- Nathan, 5: dad, I'm gonna disappear, don't watch!
- Me, not moving: Okay.
- Nathan: don't watch!
- Me, turning my head slightly: Okay.
- Nathan, running out of the room, which I saw in my peripheral vision: Ta-da!
My Archenemy!
- Nathan, 5 (points): there he is! My archenemy!
- Me: your archenemy? What's his name?
- Nathan: I dunno.
- Me: you can't have an archenemy who's name you don't know.
- Nathan: well his bad-guy name is Kazillion Dripple Sixteen.
- Me: sixteen?
- Nathan: yeah, he has a lot of strengths.
Boats and roofs.
- Nathan (5): pirates aren't real are they
- Me: Yeah pirates are just people on a boat doing bad stuff to other people on a boat.
- Nathan: Yeah people have two kinds of boats like a motorboat or a regular boat. Mimi and Dzia-Dzia have a motorboat.
- (Without skipping a beat,) Well, Madden had to go to the hospital because he doesn't have a roof on his head.
He's my son, so this won't be a problem for too long.
- Nathan, 4: (Starts crying)
- Mom: What happened?
- Nathan: I poked myself in the eye!
- Me: How did you do that?
- Nathan: I was trying to pick my nose and I missed and poked myself in the eye!
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